| Friday March 23rd; 9pm PST |
[Fri 23 Mar / 11:33pm] |
Private to Friends & FamilyI'm getting hitched.
I asked Abby to marry me today. Wonder of wonders, she said yes.
It won't be anything big, but we'll let you know when we've picked a date. /Private
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| Sunday January 22nd; 3pm PST (LA) |
[Sun 22 Jan / 6:27pm] |
I shouldn't laugh, but I can't help myself.
Travis chased after this girl for awhile who wanted nothing to do with him. I don't even know. Obviously, she's defective in the head. Anyway, this other girl asked him out. She was nice. I liked her. Unfortunately, my genius of a son kept letting the OTHER girl walk him to his bus. You know, the one who wouldn't give him the time of day until he had a girlfriend.
So, his girlfriend broke up with him. He wanted her back so we made her this paper heart. Yes, I know that sounds gay. Shut up. So we made this heart for him to give to her and when he gave it to her, she THREW IT AT HIM.
I am probably the worst dad EVER for laughing when he told me this. He had this face like I'd kicked him in the puppy or something. Then he admitted that he laughed a little, too, when it happened.
So, I don't even know. My son is a pimp, apparently. He needs to develop better taste in girls, though. The girlfriend was okay, but the other one? No. Thank. You.
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"Once I rose above the noise and confusion Just to get a glimpse beyond this illusion. I was soaring ever higher But I flew too high. Though my eyes could see I still was a blind man. Though my mind could think I still was a mad man. I can hear the voices when I'm dreaming..."